Apparently, I totally ruined my blog skin. Its like pretty ugly and POOOF! PW says those 2 words are antithesis, before droning on the contradiction between the two miserable words. So says her.
This entry is about sick(totally) rock stars with their incredible feats.
Jason Mraz's lyrical songs sound like raps, especially You And I Both 1:52, the line that knocked the Singapore Idols out. By the way, its 'And with the silence brings a moral story more importantly evolving...is a glory of a boy!' He actually said the whole line from the 1st word to the last word before the dots!
Coldplay. Coldplay. Coldplay. Holy cow. Coldplay. Martin, the lead singer, sang most of his songs backwards. No, its not that easy. Its not only the words, it was like he was singing when you are rewinding the recorder. PLUS, he only took 1 month to memorise it.
Is he sick or is he sick? Apparently, too sick.
That's all I can think of. Wednesday, Sammy and co. coming my house, so I got to rush back from CCA. Lucky CPZ did not come. (Sighs of relief) The last time he went to Gracie's house, he broke a fan, he broke a fake diamond, 2 eggs went down the drain, a big packet of cookies, 2 kitkats and half an isotonic drink went down his throat. HALF?!?!?! Whatever happen to the other half? He spilt it on the floor and laptop. This boy is so talented at wrecking havoc.
Yo CPZ so fat, I could swim in his underwear.
Yo momma so fat, when she stands in front of the hollywood sign, it reads H-D.
Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat, she has to wear 2 watches as she occupies 2 timelines.
Yo momma so fat, when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so old, she swam in the Dead Sea when it was still alive.
Yo momma so old, Jesus was her classmate.
Yo momma so stupid, she failed a drug test and a blood test.
Yo momma so stupid, when she went to Macdonald's, she said 'Cheeseburger, hold the cheese.'
Yo momma so stupid, she saw a sign 'wet floor' and she really did it.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her IQ was less than her waistline.
Yo momma so ugly, when she went to the zoo,someone shouted 'An animal escaped!'
Yo momma so ugly, when she signed up for an ugly contest, they said no professionals are allowed.
Oh ya, last year I had a classmate like CPZ but he was average in everything, except his mental capacity which was far below average. I mean, like if stupidity was a crime, he was the most notorious criminal in the world. He was like irritating everyone and as always, he always get hit.
Bye that's all I can think of.


