GatesOfUnendingHumour

2009-09-14T21:04:00.004+08:00

I
DONT
WANT
ANY
PRESENTS
TYVM
SO
MAFAN
THANKS
FOR
CO-OP!
See i posted something ok!?!?!?

2009-06-28T14:27:00.002+08:00

The olde' disc ain't rollin'.
But aye there, the new one is.

The records' rollin'.

Alphabets.
A- About A Girl
B- Before the Worst; Breakeven
C- Clocks
D- Dark Blue
E- Empty Apartment
F- Fighting
G- Gives You Hell
H- HANDSDOWN!*******
I- If I Fall (And put your hands in the A-yer!)
J- Just Dance
K- Keeper
L- La La Lie!*******
M- The Middle
N- Nobody's Listenin'
O- Over You
P- Poker Face
Q- Quake (Don't know just put)
R- Rusty Halo
S- Sway Your Head!*******
T- Talk You Down
U- Up Against The Wall
V- Viva La Vida!*******
W- Wordplay!*******
X- X&Y
Y- You And I Both
Z- Zoo(I don't now got this song lol)

Numbers.
1- 1,2,3,4
2- 21st Century Breakdown
3- 3 Doors Down
4- 4 Minutes
5- 5 Minutes To Midnight
6- 6 Months
7- 7 Things
8- 8 Become 1
9- 9 Songs To Save The World.

2009-06-12T23:48:00.007+08:00

~~Dear~~ Hey all!

La La Lie by Jack's Mannequin rocks! Want it? Ask me send it to you on Em-As-En :D
Bye all going to Malaysia for 5 days. Hope don't catch piggy flu if not I spread to all of you muhaha I'm so evil. How typical of me:D Thanks the last person who talked to me on msn yesterday at 11.30p.m! Thanks for cheering me up!

Warm-est regards (So warm that you'll pespire),

(See so hard-working doing geography worksheet) :D

Thanks Stella(Click me I'm a link!) for the picture!

2009-06-10T16:57:00.009+08:00

Long time no post. So im gonna post for friday.

WAHAHA DAMN FUNNY FRIDAY. TT go learn what 'pang sai' serve, as the jiao lian calls it. Waa side spin zai. Then later Po Yii

(Xuan Jim take 1)

WANTED! BIRTHDAY PRESENT SCREW-UP-ER

and his fren Xuan Jim ask me want to go eat lunch with them at JP

and get a birthday present for another fren (Michelle) idk who she is but idc just go. Then Po Yii go call Jia Wen to come over. While waiting for her, Po Yii say she damn good man blabla. Later we found out why. We went to the food court. Po Yii brought damn little money. He go ask Jia Wen to pay lunch for him (next time return). Then he eat 1 plate of kway teow and order another plate of hokkien mee. I ate hokkien mee and his hokkien mee too :DDD . Poor Jia Wen. CASUALTY #1

Then we go buy the bdae present. Then we took like 45 min to dcide what to buy. Po Yii go call Michelle. Ask her what she want. LOL then he say we buy for you slippers. Then we gua dian hua, ask him go to hell supposed to be surprise one. He 'oh ya %$#*' Then go call say buy earring. I nearly died of laughter.

Whee go ask Michelle for footsize some more. LOL. Then we tried to get to the old building. Then we cannot find it. Then haha we ran up the travelator. Damn funny haha. Then Po Yii go put the slipper on the escalator the handle then nearly drop lmao. "Waa you see the grip so good. We bought the right slipper" LOL haha I go anyhow say then nearly drop down haha. Then Po Yii say 'We should write something on it' then we go bookshop buy marker. BTW, slipperand marker all is Jia Wen buy 1. No wonder Po Yii say she damn good.

CASUALTY #2 and #3.

Then we go Mac's go write. When Po Yii put the thing slipper on the table, one cleaner say 'Boy dirty one you know'. HAHA lol. Of cos we dun listen. Then Po Yii go ask Jia Wen to buy 1 large milo and 2 medium fries. Lol she rly go buy. Then Po Yii the milo-lover go drink a lot, then we take a sip only he say 'EH! WHY YOU DRINK SO MUCH?' LOLLLOL Then while we eating fries he go write stuff on the slipper. As you can tell, it was a total disaster. Actually not bad one noe, then he purposely go smudge it HAHA. He go write his name on top 'see its the most important' LOL. Then everybody write their name very small at the bhind part of the slipper. I dun wan write he go write for me -.- . Then he started spamming '1L' and '1elle ohnine' and smudge damn funny. He go ask Jia Wen to wear since it fits for her. She walk around in that, and when she took it off, she scream whole macdonald look at us. Cos her whole feet all black.

CASUALTY #4

We were all laughing like shit.

Heres how it looked like

After that then go home liao lor haha.

2009-06-01T22:03:00.004+08:00

Night is falling and I don't know why,
I can't sleep no matter how hard I try.
Possibly it's because of ur dark brown eyes,
Or maybe your smile; free of lies.

Days are passing at the speed of light,
Spending my days missing you 'till night.
And even though the next day I end up in a fight,
I think of you and I'll be alright.

You may laugh not knowing it may be you,
Whom I stare at from the (window)sill.
Counting days I didn't met you as they pass,
Hoping that our friendship will last,
Forever and ever and even till,
The day my heart becomes still.

In conclusion I'm hopelessly devoted,
To my friends who are beloved.
Catching them in my dreams at night,
Meeting up with them in the morning light.

Night is falling and I still don't know why,
I still can't get to sleep no matter how hard I try.
Lay down under the star-filled sky,
Counting the stars; what does it imply?

Maybe I'm missing my friends too much.

It's only the 1st day of holidays. End my misery. God-forbid. That's all I ask.

HAHA XW U SUCK U HIT THE POST 7 TIMES IN 15 MINUTES, I HIT 10 TIMES!
MUHAHAHA.

Well that felt good.
But,
It
isn't
helping.

2009-05-31T13:17:00.003+08:00

SIMPLY BLUE/YELLOW!
INCREDIBLE!!

Chelsea edged out a victory after a sensational comeback after going behind from a superb volley by Louis Saha just after 25 seconds. Despite dominance, Chelsea had to wait 20 minutes for the equaliser coming from a Drogba point-blank header. A clever ball played by Frank Lampard finds Malouda with a pin-point cross picking out Drogba to head pass the helpless Tim Howard.

At the 72nd minute, Lampard slips and falls, but nevertheless hits a venomous scorcher with his left foot, Howard dives but can only touch the ball as it makes its way into the top corner.

Its in is it? Yes it is, but the linesman says nothing doing. A fierce Malouda drive smashes into the crossbar and went in, crossing the line but when out due to the spin. THAT SHOULD BE 3-1 TO CHELSEA D:

More biased sports commentary coming out soon whenever Chelsea wins :D

2009-05-29T22:04:00.003+08:00

WHEE! School's out!
However, that is not my definition of happiness.

Define happiness. Happiness are the moments that make up the colour and joy of life, the soul within that powers anyone to face life. Destruction of sadness, the absence of all sorts of negative emotions, just sheer joy, the feeling of goodness and energy pumping through your very heart. Designed so sophisticatedly to brighten up one's day, happiness is only acheived when you like that kind of stuff, feeling etc. They are the one of the million of pieces that makes up your memory, as you look back on your childhood and your past. For me, I feel just like what I mentioned above just now, the mere presence of my friends fires me up, looking forward to a brand new day to spend with them. Laughter and chuckles, the so-called 'by product' of just feeling happy. Treasure happiness and brighten up your day. Don't wait till it's too late, when you missed the chance to enjoy yourself. That's what I think.

Sadly, the final day of the term is ending, equivalent to a month-long of uneventful days. I'm not gonna make it through; I'm alrdy missing the likes of Henry, Daniel, Sammy and my P6 friends. Lets summarise the last, eventful day of the first yet precious semester of RV life.

Morning first period was biology. Real interesting. Mathematics was horrible, we wasted the whole lesson sorting out groups. Sammy, Henry and me organised them, finally sorted out the rest of the boys and resolved the situation smoothly. Recess, I played my debut captain's ball game. I only supply ball, nvr do anything much other then defending and intercepting. So useless lor... CID was crappy, while HCL sped through the composition. Yesterday I do only 15 minutes D: Nvm, history was boring for the first time in history lol. Language Arts... Argh. No comment. At the end of language arts, everyody was like so enthu that we shouted, "THANK YOU MDM CHAN!" Then me and daniel plus some other people "WOOOO". First time so enthusiastic. Some PARTICULAR moron/nincompoop took my bag away. I couldn't find it. I wasted 40 minutes finding until at last, when XW who took it and where he placed it. Sad la, Im missing school already.

Oh, Zi Wei, you rightfully deserve honourable mention, 'cos I will miss you too.

Let ME END THE DAY ON A HIGH NOTE. I love my friends :D . Bye, gonna sleep.

2009-05-25T17:13:00.010+08:00

LOL today siao one. Malay was yuck. We do the sandwich, I mash the eggs and potato TOGETHER, then Daniel, Yi Ming and Jiang Xu empty the MacDonald's salt and pepper satchets. ALL OF THEM. Yi Ming decided the horrendous mixture wasn't enuff, so he added 1/3 bottle of Jiang Xu's pepper. Then, we add FOUR scoops of mayo instead of 2. Then, CPZ stupid go eat other group one. End up he drop on dilys limited edition bag, got in a row and sammy & me go clean up. When our 'sandwich' was ready, I tried a spoonful and nearly choke to death. It was like creamy egg yolk added with egg yolk with even more egg yolk mushed up together, it stuck to my spoon and it was salty and pepperish at the same time(goodness knows why). Even the egg white tasted like egg yolk. There was no telling between which was potato and egg yolk; both of them tasted and looked the same. We added 4 big pieces of potatoes and egg yolk. We do the mouse trick again on CPZ. He was like 'WTH? My com got ghost. Scary!'

Chris I heck care you do this one more fun :D
Pick at least 10 random friends excluding you that you feel comfortable around.

1.HENRY!!

2.Daniel

3.Xue Wei

4.Jovi (Gobi)

5.Sammy

6.CPZ

7.Zi Wei

8.Jonathan Boh :D:D

9.Yi Ming

10.Chong HON :D:D

These ten people you just picked are stuck in a house with you for a whole year. There is no leaving the house at all until the year is completely up.If you had to choose a person for every question below, write down which person it would be.

There are four rooms, who would be in:

Room 1 - ME! I NEED SPACE (Jon, Zi Wei and CH can also lah)

Room 2 - Jovi, XW and Henry

Room 3 - Daniel, Yi Ming and Sammy

Room 4 - CPZ ( he needs the space; hope you can understand)

(Chosen in random order)

If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be?
Me, Henry ( sing 5 min to midnight) Jovi, Xue Wei (breaking free) and Daniel (pokemon theme songs)

If someone was considered as the mum & dad of the house, who would he/she be?
Mom: Any1 willing to do without below.
Dad:Yiming

If you wanted candy really badly and all of the 10 in the house had some, who would you take it from?
CPZ, ITS ALL FOR HIS OWN GOOD less sugar ya :D

If two people were caught making out in a closet who would it be?
We are straight yea....or are we?

If someone had to watch you brush your teeth (every) morning, who would it be?
Nobody 'cause I won't brush! JKJK

There was two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them?
CPZ duh

Who would hate being in the house the most?
Sammy.

Someone took brand new pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief?
Jon, let him take :D

Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it?
Me & Sammy 'cause no one else sweeps the floor.

If there was arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing?
XW and Jovi, Me and Jon and CH

Who would be the one missing they're bf/gf that wasn't in the house with them?
Erm, idk

You walked down stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in their Leopard Thong, who is the crazy one?
Jovi and Daniel and CPZ, but CPZ will break the table.

A pillow fight broke through, who started it?
Me

Heres a marathon of your favorite tv show, what is it? and who would be watching it with you?
I dun watch tv

Someone made a fart in the laundry room, who was the kid?
How I know?

There's a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who is the prankster?
Me & Daniel

The musics too loud, who turned it up?
Me and Henry

Theres a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,who is the first one to scream?
Sammy?

And who is the one to jump in someones arms?
I-D-K. If CPZ, then that guy's arms will break :D

Who would be the one to kill it?
Everyone except Sammy

Someones crying, who is it and what happened?
Me...laugh to much bcos of Daniel

Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire?
No one bothers cooking go call Pizza hut. 62-35-35-35!!

Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house?
Stupid question how on earth I know?

Someones tanning on the roof who is it?
There is no dumbass in the house.

Who is the tallest in the house?
Yi Ming

Who is the shortest in the house?
Me duh.

Who is the loudest?
Me and CH

Who is the clown?
Everyone.

Who is the most respectful?
Yi Ming? Chong Hon? Jon? Sammy?

Who is the one that always comes up with stupid ideas?
Daniel and Me

Who's in bed first?
Me?

If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be?
Daniel, Jon, CPZ, Chong Hon, Zi Wei, Jovi and XW

Who is always dancing?
Waste time. Yuck .

Someone has the same sweater as you, so you get mad at them, and who is it?
Crazy arh liddat also can get mad...

You spilt ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first?
Yi Ming & CPZ. Daniel won't fall, but he will 'WOOOO' and do funny actions.

2009-05-13T21:22:00.002+08:00

Hehe. The tally reads two. Yes, two times I got injured and went home early. Professional:D Its called injury-prone.

The first time was bcos of my leg, the wound can't stop bleeding. But I still came back to school anyway. Hehe. MIssed: 5 1/2 hoursof school. HOR YEAH.

Today. Waaa standard deprove only miss 2 1/2 hour of school. Big blunder lorhD: Jovi kicked the ball, my shoe sink in the mud, lift up my knee, the ball smashed into my knee, gaining momentum to smash into my palm, pushing my wrist inwards, causing my bones to apply pressure on the nerves, explaining the immense pain.

So far I got the 'best tally', missing a grand total of 8 school hours!!! Pro right? I know jkjk :D

2009-05-10T12:50:00.003+08:00

Today mother's day! First and foremost, I would like to thank my real mother, for being my mother, and tolerating my antics:D.

Secondly, Happy 'Mothers'' day to Stella my class family marmie, Happy cousins' 'Mothers'' day to Gracie and Ann Qing, Happy 'Mothers'' mother-in-law day to Angela and Happy nephews/nieces 'Mothers'' day to Dilys and Christalle.

Yaya, go on, mock me you will, but laugh I shall.:D

This is a poem, in a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip, but I can't find the comic. So here goes:

"I was going to buy you
a card with hearts of pink and red,
but then I thought
I'd rather spend the money on me instead. It's awfully hard to buy things
when one's allowance is so small,
so, I guess you're pretty lucky
I got you anything at all. Happy Mother's Day to you.
There I said it. Now I'm done.
So, how 'bout getting out of bed,
and cooking breakfast for your son?"

2009-05-07T22:12:00.002+08:00

MYE! Cough up the GPA of at least 3.3 for all the mugging I did. Everybody jia you!

2009-05-07T12:22:00.007+08:00

!ahahahahahahahum parc siht hitw uoy gnissip m'I teb eheH !oY

Top secret!!!

.txet siht deaer ot rehtob ohw esoht era dlrow siht ni elpoep tesdiputs ehT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Knowing me, it can't be a morale booster for your MYEs.

Here's some encouragement.

Work hard, die hard, end up exams so hard.

Haha.

1E 加油!!!

2009-05-06T13:02:00.008+08:00

Sheeesh. I'm so bored. Revised lerh! Here are some retarded lines I made up in my desperate endeavour to keep me from boredom. (Note that the 1st line is the original saying and is red.)

When life gives you a lemon, make lemonade.
When life gives you a lemon, trade it for an apple.

Time and Tide waits for no man.
Time and Tide starts with the letter 'T'.

Life is full of surprises.
But none of them is in your favour.

Life is full of twist and turns.
But I'd prefer to walk straight.

Go fly a kite.
Really?! It's windy outside too!

Life is never smooth-sailing,
But I'm walking.

A penny for your thoughts.
Mine are for a pound.

Violence gets you nowhere
Objection! It gets me into trouble.

Casting pearls before swine.
At least pearls don't get swine flu.

Add fuel to the flames.
Trust me you won't want to.

Between the devil and the deep blue sea.
I can swim thank you.

Empty vessels make the most noise.
That makes me awfully quiet. :D

Think twice before you act.
Like that will make me change my mind.

Hate the sin, love the sinner.
This is what makes Hitler so popular.

Ignorance is bliss,
I'd gladly stay that way.

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to make them come true.
Happier are those that their dreams come true without making them.

Misery needs company,
Accompanied with more misery.

Happiness is the best face lift.
While that is true, punches make better face shifts.

Every thing comes to the end some day.
So why bother starting it in the first place?

Honesty is the best policy.
Not exactly.

Great minds run in the same channel.
Fools' minds turns to the wrong channel.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Funny how he won't get tired of fish.

I never need to see the sun again, there is enough light in your eyes to light up all the world.
What a small world you live in.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me!
Fool me thrice, I'm gonna get you.

Knowledge talks, wisdom listens,
and Stupidity goes out to play.

Two wrongs do not make a right.
Three should be perfect then.

Look after number one.
I'm taking great care of it.

Blood is thicker than water.
That's common sense.

Trust is the mother of deceit.
Who's the father then?

First think, and then speak.
What difference does it make? There is no filter between my brain and my mouth!

Criticizing is easy, art is difficult.
That explains the 'F' I got on my report slip.

He who fails to plan, plans to fail.
That's not very wise is it?

Why are the words goodbye, I'm sorry and I love you, so easy to pronounced, but so hard to say?
It is called overwhelming reluctance.

Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty.
Because nobody else thought it made a difference.

Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love.
Crikey! How time flies!

I did three things today; miss you, miss you, miss you.
What constructive use of time. It seems that schools don't give enough assignments.

No one becomes perfect, but some become great.
WITH SOME EXCEPTIONS jkjk.

Notice the difference between what a man says to himself, "I have failed 3 times," and what happens when he says, "I am a failure."
The man is just stubborn the first time round and honest in the second.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
So is parachuting.

If at first you do succeed - try hiding your astonishment.
That will be comforting to people who failed many times.

Don't teach my grandmother to suck eggs,
Just teach her how to cook them.

Failure breeds Success ,Success is not bred overnight
Of course! It takes 9 months.

No matter what you do, there will always be critics.
That's me.

2009-05-02T20:06:00.003+08:00

Life is filled with many beautiful things, reading the very much beloved Calvin And Hobbes made me value the very simple things in life. Looking at how the innovative and immaginative little 6 year old turn everything dull into colour is far more than an inspiration. His sadistic attitude towards education makes him daydream and get lost in his world of immagination and of course, his shabby attitude to Suzie Derkins make him comical and lovable character. This wild boy is certainly adorable. More over he values friendship, BUT NOT WITH GIRLS. Heh.

2009-04-28T23:01:00.003+08:00

HeyHeyHey!

Wouldn't it be nice if i got MC,
I can come to school whenever I please.
Do need to wake up so early,
Taking MC is so good for me.
When you arrive at the estimation,
You go back to school with an exclamation,
"MC so nice!"

heh. That was supercrazilymegaultrahyperduperuberultimateveryextremelytremendously
terrificallyhorribblyfantasticallymaniacallysuperbly lame.

CADBURY tune just can't get out of my mind. I love eating chocolates, but never tried Cadbury. Yes do everything finish liao. Wouldn't it be nice? Well, it is. Stupid tune.

ByeByeBye!

2009-04-21T17:15:00.001+08:00

2009-04-10T21:05:00.002+08:00

1E will not last for long,
If all the rubbish is not gone.
I seem to agree with the last post,
I see rubbish coast to coast.
Do not throw your rubbish on the floor,
What on earth are your hands for?
Pick it up rid the floor of grime,
And I will give you a dime.
Now here I go for the umpteenth time,
Rubbish I see in every line.
Clean them up our class will shine!
Before I go out of my mind.
All our duties we neglect,
Save us the disrespect.
Duties should be done without further ado;
Sadly duties would be the last thing we will do.
If everybody can do their part to clean,
We will be happy tidy teens.
Some people do not even care,
They do not do their share.
Not that we like to get scolded by the teachers,
And get booed off and stared at like a Lucifer.
We may forget to do the duties,
Resulting in many dusty impurities.
Looking at the class makes me disgusted,
All those dust made my concentration disrupted.
It may be inconvenient and a waste of time,
I hate my duty and this rhyme.
However it s our responsibilities,
That we have to do our duties.
People doing duties may declare,
"OMG!? So unfair!"
Our class has so much dust in the air,
With the sulking floor and walls in despair.
Are we so not going to care,
When we get 'F' and teachers flare?
We'll go down to history,
For being the dirtiest class in RV.
Dirt makes me so irate;
Anger is all I'll get at this rate.
So much dust makes me asphyxiate,
No, I'm serious and I'll be dead.
Seeing the tables all crooked and disorganised,
That is what I really despise.
If the duties are left undone,
Our class is dirty before lessons begun.
What an environment for us to learn,
Listening intently as our noses burn,
No, not with PW's perfume smell,
But because of the dust in our class that dwells.
Not that I'm forcing you guys to keep the class spotless,
But we must do it for the goodness,
That it brings to us,
No this is not farce!
Throw your rubbish in the bin,
If not it will pain you like a sin.
People like Daniel harmless as ever,
Playing with the broomsticks; Horrible demeanour!
We have to take care of what belong to us,
And that includes our dingy class.
I mean our class is housing all the doubts and insecurities,
Who wants to get trapped in that rut while I throw away the keys?
You know I think I've failed in being a Welfare Leader,
Might as well be a Welfare Loser.
If everybody can't be bothered,
I shouldn't waste my time on this either.
So I'll finish up my last two lines,
By the way why bother reading this rhyme?
Do our duties diligently I say,
Make our class a clean place and have a good day!

Now that you have improved you knowledge, please turn the favour and send it to your parents, brother, sister, friends, uncle, aunty, dog, cat, cow, frog whatever.

Thank you,
Elite Dark Lord_Dragon Slayer_3.14159

2009-03-17T08:07:00.006+08:00

Apparently, I totally ruined my blog skin. Its like pretty ugly and POOOF! PW says those 2 words are antithesis, before droning on the contradiction between the two miserable words. So says her.
This entry is about sick(totally) rock stars with their incredible feats.

Jason Mraz's lyrical songs sound like raps, especially You And I Both 1:52, the line that knocked the Singapore Idols out. By the way, its 'And with the silence brings a moral story more importantly evolving...is a glory of a boy!' He actually said the whole line from the 1st word to the last word before the dots!

Coldplay. Coldplay. Coldplay. Holy cow. Coldplay. Martin, the lead singer, sang most of his songs backwards. No, its not that easy. Its not only the words, it was like he was singing when you are rewinding the recorder. PLUS, he only took 1 month to memorise it.
Is he sick or is he sick? Apparently, too sick.

That's all I can think of. Wednesday, Sammy and co. coming my house, so I got to rush back from CCA. Lucky CPZ did not come. (Sighs of relief) The last time he went to Gracie's house, he broke a fan, he broke a fake diamond, 2 eggs went down the drain, a big packet of cookies, 2 kitkats and half an isotonic drink went down his throat. HALF?!?!?! Whatever happen to the other half? He spilt it on the floor and laptop. This boy is so talented at wrecking havoc.
Yo CPZ so fat, I could swim in his underwear.
Yo momma so fat, when she stands in front of the hollywood sign, it reads H-D.
Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat, she has to wear 2 watches as she occupies 2 timelines.
Yo momma so fat, when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so old, she swam in the Dead Sea when it was still alive.
Yo momma so old, Jesus was her classmate.
Yo momma so stupid, she failed a drug test and a blood test.
Yo momma so stupid, when she went to Macdonald's, she said 'Cheeseburger, hold the cheese.'
Yo momma so stupid, she saw a sign 'wet floor' and she really did it.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her IQ was less than her waistline.
Yo momma so ugly, when she went to the zoo,someone shouted 'An animal escaped!'
Yo momma so ugly, when she signed up for an ugly contest, they said no professionals are allowed.

Oh ya, last year I had a classmate like CPZ but he was average in everything, except his mental capacity which was far below average. I mean, like if stupidity was a crime, he was the most notorious criminal in the world. He was like irritating everyone and as always, he always get hit.

Bye that's all I can think of.

2009-03-08T11:00:00.002+08:00

Yo! What's new??? Answer: ~Jersey, ~Orleans, ~York, ~Zealand, ~bie! (Writer's note: Everybody knows that there are many more answers. Its just that you are reading a post posted by a lazy sadist. How unfortunate of you.)
OOOPS! Another chair down the drain, or rather, what's left of the chair. Today, 4p.m at Bukit Batok meet with dance group, walk to the community centre.
HOWEVER, the blur monk (no offence) came up with an ingenious idea. How ironic. Instead of renting the wholly dingy hall, he rented a table tennis table instead, resulting in a difference of approximately $188
in his expenditure. Frankly, I'm amazed with his surprising ability to improvise and do things... my sneaky way.
Hope he doesn't break the table tennis table too, as a result of sudden bursts of excitement and laughter.

2009-03-07T16:42:00.009+08:00

Yo! What's up? Answer: Surf's~, Suck~, Give~, Read~!( It is indeed EVIDENT that there are more answers)
I read this TOTALLY rad book called 'The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy'. I found out its vocabulary was so extensive (like 2 to the power of 23498496875613 times better than CPZ's) that I found myself dumbfounded ever so often.
As I mentioned in the class blog, 'A word a day, keeps CPZ away'(checking dictionaries of all sorts). Well, I have saved him from breaking more chairs if it not have been for the words. Anyway, time on his hands would have been SQUANDERED away by breaking chairs, dumping them into his already-packed-storeroom(Filled with none other than what's left of the poor chair) and going to buy some more. He must be DEMENTED, or DERANGED if you prefer(Good money wasted on chairs). Oh gosh, some old habits won't ever die it seems. He should gave up on those 4-legged weaklings long time ago when the Dead Sea was still down with the incurable influenza(at that time). CPZ ought to have devised such plans to lift himself from poverty and get himself out of the sea of chairs he is stuck in. He would have turned Bill Gate's wealth into short-change if he had gave up on those useless(to him) stuff.
I'd tell you, he could have been a billionaire if not for those WEAK, 4-LEGGED STUFF(I wonder what).
NOTE: CPZ has probably broken another chair when reading this posting. His unabated enthusiasm is greatly appreciated. For now, it's down to the carpenter's for another fresh new 4 legs for him.
PS: Do not take this to heart, its just a little entertainment service I would kindly extend to those who even BOTHER to read this blog written by a CERTAIN sadistic person who would gladly, love to break the chair you are sitting on right now(so you would stop reading and head to the carpenter's).

Apologies to the sensitives(hope your behind's OK).
CPZ no offence. HEY, You should be honoured! The whole entry's about you.

2009-03-01T08:58:00.003+08:00

Changed my blog address. This way some ANONYMOUS people wouldn't be able to come here and flood my cbox with his 'overwhelming' distress. I didn't spout apocryphal nonsense in his cbox, nor did I insulted him; in my point of view it was advice.可是，同学之间应该大事化小，小事化无，但我对他的态度很容忍了，这次，我忍无可忍，把我的‘地址’换掉，不要让他来捣乱，以让这个‘风波暂时平息’。如果他再想惹事，后果就会‘不堪设想’了，必我利用‘我的不择手段’。我真希望他会改过自新，变成我以前认识的JK......

2009-02-28T16:14:00.002+08:00

Anonymous. Doing stuff incognito is not going to help. As far as I know and probably the whole class, there's only one person in class who has a warped understanding of that word and keep calling himself 'anonymous'. And I hope Xue Wei would stop spouting apocryphal, nonsensical rubbish.
By the way, I am placed in a dilemma. Should I follow Xue Wei to eat at Mac's or go with Yi Ming and co. to West Mall?

2009-02-21T15:21:00.009+08:00

Hate

Hate aimed at me for no valid reason,

Hate created without my permission.

Hate is never fades,

Hate is not great.

Hate is never nice,

Hate is despice.

Hate is a desire to destroy the subject,

Hate is not reject.

Hate is not good,

Hate is created from feuds.

Hate is never ever instant,

Hate is never directed at innocent infants.

Hate makes you wonder why you have such fate,

Hate makes you irate.

Hate makes you pissed,

Hate never makes you pleased.

Hate is one of the many emotions,

Hate often results in violence.

Hate lands you in disputes,

Hate makes the pains in your head acute.

Hate summons the anger from deep within,

Hate makes you want to win.

Hate reveals the evil side of one,

Hate makes happiness become none.

Hate becomes one with vengeance,

Hate makes one feel the'acceptance'.

Hate makes one feel like cursing,

Hate makes the other get a bashing.

Hate makes the world come down on one's head,

Hate makes you irritate.

Hate goes off as fast an ice in the freezer,

Hate comes about like the sprinter.

Hate is a long-term effect,

Hate makes you lose respect.

Hate makes you wonder what happened to humanity,

Hate drives you into insanity.

Hate is the reason for people to feel under,

Hate is the key to make people murder.

Hate is the element of the nature of man,

Hate is an element that should never expand.

Hate is the gulf between people,

Hate is the reason of feeling feeble.

Hate is evoked by dislike,

Hate is caused by fights.

Hate is what you do not want to feel,

Hate is a motivation to kill.

Hate is the bad,

Hate is not rad.

Hate is generated by annoyance,

Hate results to ignorance.

Hate is also bcause of rejection,

Hate is always about negative reception.

Hate makes you want reduce this to rubbel,

Hate makes you feel troubled.

Hate makes you despicable,

Hate makes you feel diabolical.

Hate is the piece of the puzzle to destruction,

Hate has infinite ammunition.

Hate makes you feel irritated,

Hate makes you feel asphyxiated.

Hate can control one and irritate,
Hate makes you want to turn back when it's too late.

2009-02-21T15:01:00.005+08:00

Love(I hate it)

Love is not for loners,

Love is when two come together.

Love is short and sweet,

Love is not discreet.

Love is not merely an infatuation,

Love is actually a passion.

Love is not a recreation,

Love is an obssession.

Love is not only on Valentine's,

Love is never ever going to die.

Love is a feeling,

Love is not just tingling.

Love can be expressed vehemently,

Love can be shown secretly.

Love is the willingness to do things for somebody,

Love is not sympathy.

Love is not smooth-sailing,

Love is not ailing.

Love is a commitment,

Love is a constuction.

Love is great,

Love is create.

Love is not a fault,

Love is something people is bound to get caught.

Love is for people like thee,

Love is not for me.

Love can come as fast as it goes,

Love has gone as far as nobody knows.

2009-02-21T14:33:00.006+08:00

Innocence

Innocence stolen without my permission,
Innocence gone without my submission.
Innocence lost through another’s plan,
Innocence no longer for another man.
Innocence turned to hatred and fear,
Innocence gone, no man can come near.
Innocence taken from a little girl’s heart,
Innocence is not an art.
Innocence replaced by mistrust,

Innocence is crisp from the crust.
Innocence is a word of deep meaning,

Innocence belongs to those who are bleeding. Innocence disappears like dew in the sun,
Innocence faded before it’s begun.
Innocence obscured like a cloud over the moon,
Innocence ripped away too soon.
Innocence gone with the wind,
Innocence gone into the bin.
Innocence torned apart,
Innocence is with heart.
Innocence can be erased,
Innocence gone without a trace.
Innocence is ignorance when struck in the face,
Innocence is not really disgrace.
Innocence is blameless,
Innocence is not hopeless.
Innocence is the tiny shimmering light,
Innocence is not lost through other's plight.
Innocence is lost through an evil plan,
Innocence is the gift of man.
Innocence is a piece of the puzzle in perfection,
Innocence is existing in different complexions.
Innocence cannot last for long,
Innocence is lost before you know it's gone.

2009-02-21T13:54:00.002+08:00

Count yourselves lucky, I am feeling good today. A brace of posts consecutively in the same hour. Quite a feat.
I am glad that I joined table tennis CCA, having only attended 1 lesson to my friends' 4. No we are not slackers, we are just mentally inclined. Having competitions at the start of the year rocks; it is equivalent to skipping CCAs until the competition ends.
Luckily for me, we reached the finals which means that we have attained, or rather, enjoyed the maximum holidays a competition would give. Too bad suckers.

Xue Wei is down with chicken pox and Jovi is down with the obssession of chicken porridge.

2009-02-21T13:34:00.004+08:00

Late entry? Blame Sammy Loh! Frankly, I was in a perfect mood for blogging, then, out of the blue, Sammy gives me a last minute assignment. It was clearly agreed that he was going to do it, however, for some reason unknown to me, he gave it to me at the last minute before I was going to blog.
It was his fault, not mine. Not like I was going to help him do the assignment for any reason, I just do not flunk my Geography. After all those days I stayed back just to do it. After all those hours I wasted on summarising the research. And after all those hours that I could have done something else more meaningful.

2009-02-18T21:23:00.003+08:00

Too bad I forgot to 'write', so to speak, on my blog yesterday. No, you are not going to have an extra posting today you greedy person with voracious appetites for crappy blogs that irritate people as much as you do.
I wasted more than one-eighth of the whole day on a geography project, wasted even more time trying to do all the homework and all. Even the project is not done yet.
Expect another late entry, sorry, not really, for all the disappointment a single project has created.

2009-02-16T20:57:00.002+08:00

I felt asphyxiated as I made my way home with the heavy bag then hung on my shoulders. Table Tennis maybe fun and leisure sport for one and all, but it has its own physical requirement(especially if you played for 3 hours straight and occasionally pick the ball that just flew out of the window).
From my above conclusion, I'd guess it is axiomatic to say that there is only 1 word that rises above all in describing Table Tennis CCA; Taxing.

2009-02-15T13:29:00.001+08:00

Guess how I am feeling now.
( no prizes if you got it correct)
However, it is HUGE relief for Valentine to be over. Valentine chain messages flood my handphones, with retarded smilies in them.
Thus, I conclude not only is Valentine a waste of time, florist(as of my last posting) and telecommunication all kope your money by sending those chain messages and those rotten roses.

2009-02-14T19:27:00.002+08:00

Unfortunately, it happens to be Valentine, which is a HUGE waste of time. It takes up a limited and undeserved space in the calendar.That is besides the fact that some loved-obsessed people go around finding their Mr. and Mrs. Right and getting rejected in the process.

As you can see from the diagram above, this is how those desperados lose their spare money on those rotten flowers.

This is what I call ‘失败乃成功之母,做事绝对不能半途而废’.

Introduction

2009-02-14T16:40:00.001+08:00

Hello this is my blog. Apparently, or rather unfortunately, I

landed in class 1E/09 of River Valley High School. You might

be wondering, like hey, what the heck is the blogger's problem?

RVHS isn't a bad school is it? No, I didn't say it was a horrible

school, I was talking about the classmates. C-L-A-S-S-M-A-T-E-

Yes, excellent spelling but that is besides the point.

Imagine having (Let's not be frank, or rather explicit) flirtatious people (if they are in the first place), who suck-up to people for

friends; or having literally enormous people as your class

chairpersons who doesn't do their job well, or a delinquent who

is always outside class all of the time that she can even forget

about having to study for the subject? Yes, I know having the individuals are

already a problem, BUT if you have a mixture of these people in

your class, imagine the chaos.

Welcome, to my life, stucked at

thirteen.